December 2009
The Kinks - You’re lookin’ Fine
I...
“Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as...”
– Willie, Bad Santa
thecount:
muppetpants:
Crosby, Stills, and...
“What you don’t believe me? You think I fell? You think I jumped? Well,...”
– Subway Lord
I used Omegle for the first time.
I am not looking to to have cybersex or any of that nonsense. Just a chat would be nice. No ASL bull shit. And I got it. He felt like my soul mate. HA I laughed thinking about myself writing that. How silly it seems. I didn’t even know him. We talked about our desires. He spoke with eloquence and knowledge. I didn’t even know him, and when he suddenly disconnected I felt my heart...
ultimate low
watching Dirty Dancing three times and still getting excited and missing being in love. what is my deal, this isn’t even my type of movie..
Currently being delivered to my apartment...
whyisthishappening:
internerd:
18 pcs Sliced Sashimi, 12 pcs Sushi, 6 pcs Spicy Tuna Roll, 6 pcs California Roll, 6 pcs Avocado Roll
I fucking love San Francisco
So very jealous right now.
Hopefully I will be loving SF like this in the near future.
Dear California roll, cream cheese should be no where near sushi.
It was never about going out to eat or fancy...
It is simply enjoying anything more when I am with you. Doing nothing has never been this sweet. Pick apart each other’s mind and explore body. Just your warmth against me satisfies.
——
This of course is just an exaggerated fallacy, a hopeful idea of how things should be. You does not exist.
“I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who hanted Edgar Allan...”
– Ralph Ellison
“People often say to me when I say words like the above that perhaps I am not...”
– http://www.ram.org/ramblings/philosophy/intellectual_orgasms.html
Grievance #4: Running is too much _______ (or:...
sunshadowpoet:
Give me the excuse, and I have officially fucking heard it, in regards to aerobic exercise, the lack thereof, and particularly why running is such a fucking horrible thing to do…
…or so it’s said. Like anything, it can be, if you do it like a total asshole. I heard the blast beat synchronicity of multiple people clicking their mice in getting ready to “UnFollow” me, and I’m...
I want someone to argue with me.
Call me out on fucking being wrong and back it up with a reasonable argument. I hate being wrong more than I hate brushing my hands on velvet backwards. However, there is some sort of magic that sparks when someone can tear me apart in a heated discussion.
“I am a deeply religious nonbeliever. This is a somewhat new kind of religion. I...”
– Albert Einstein (via ladymisskate)
generic1
(via brooklynmutt)
(via marywachsmann)
I have not bought a single gift this christmas.
I am not saying this out of guilt, for there is none. I don’t mean to go so one-sided here, but is christmas not a religious celebration? Being unbaptized, I feel like I would be stealing the wine and munching on the bread wafers in church now that I am old enough to understand I do not want to be apart of what is religion. Am I supposed to go and buy presents I don’t feel most people...
Inuit Diet
As a part of an Inuit diet, one would kill a seal to provide for a family. The seal and hunter have a compromise between species, an agreement to allow the seal to help provide for a hunter’s family. The hunter brings the seal home where he proceeds to drink the blood of his catch. A replenishing of the nutrients into the now darkening blood stream as the veins swell.
I need help breaking my addiction.
It used to be a kind of joke. You know, haha she must have a real sweet tooth. In total, I consume mass amounts of sugar everyday compared to the average person. I can stop eating it for awhile but then I relapse and drown myself in the poison. I always just take it too far. Most would be satisfied by a piece of candy or two. I find myself hoarding candy in several places in case I need it...
“Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness,...”
– Jean-Paul Sartre (via crookedindifference)
Truth of life #49043
peterkay:
You can never have too much gin.
Gin & Tonics with lime. sooooo yum.
Leftover eggplant parmesan
& a grilled cheese with pickles. That is what my first meal of the day consisted of. In my defense against the large portion, the grilled cheese was pretty weak and it was more or less my breakfast.
Future Leaders of the World - Unite
When...
“Going barefoot is the gentlest way of walking and can symbolise a way of living...”
– Adele Coombs, “Barefoot Dreaming” (via lastchatwithphontaine) (via delacroix)
I played outside barefoot for years and years. I miss the roughness on the bottom of my feet.
“How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
A recent scientific study suggests that whiskey...
peterkay:
ohyeahfacts:
(source)
That scientific study was a waste of time and money. I knew that for years.
BAH! nonsense, whiskey is glorious
mmmarv:
Billy Joel: Vienna
ohhh my childhood.
...
I think I have Dry Socket
blogkward:
This is the worst thing I have ever experienced. Oh God. Grant me some respite.
What is dry socket? Is this terminology I am unfamiliar with?
My favorite nighttime dwindlers
are the shady men who push around baby strollers with plastic containers in them. Yes sir, you sure can cross my path before I go on my way
The 7 Foods Experts Won't Eat →
yourwonderingmind:
buffleheadcabin:
alexanderpf:
moorewr:foodoflove:nutritionista:
1. Canned Tomatoes
The expert: Fredrick vom Saal, PhD, an endocrinologist at the University of Missouri who studies bisphenol-A
The problem: The resin linings of tin cans contain bisphenol-A, a synthetic estrogen that has been linked to ailments ranging from reproductive problems to heart disease, diabetes,...
Watcharinlome:
4 year old got drunk, broke into his neighbors house, stole their presents, opened them, then put on a dress from the gifts and wandered around the block.
this definitely the kind of thing local news should be covering.
Too young.
A kid younger than me committed suicide last night. I am not surprised, however. He had always joked about doing it. He said he wasn’t serious but after the 5th time, you realize that it is always on his mind. His name was Devin. He rocked out to Marilyn Manson like no other I knew and could make you laugh without even trying. His father always had guns in the house and Devin had a few of...
I'm starting to get a cold and it's not fun.
twothirty:
So, then I get to work and find out that we have Dayquil and Nyquil at home that I could have been taking for the past few days.
Hurry! while you still have time, swallow, wait no, overdose on fresh garlic cloves!