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Home Alone Culkin ‘is dad of Blanket’

thejoo:

oldmemoriescomealive:

awesome-everyday:

inothernews:

bowlingalleylawyer:randyhaddock:

Actor Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket, it was claimed last night.

The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring - real name Prince Michael II - with an unknown surrogate mum.

The two celebrities became firm friends after Culkin, now 29, shot to fame as a child in the 1990 box office smash.

wut.

DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

I need substantial evidence before I get remotely excited.


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  3. staycalmjeeves reblogged this from zejoo and added:
    I need substantial evidence before I get remotely excited.
  4. strawberrytwin reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    wow, I would not be surprised if this is true
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    Reblogged from awesome-everyday:inothernews:bowlingalleylawyer:randyhaddock etc. I was all for spending some time...
  9. mrgaddess reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
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    is this serious?!
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    I’m surprised the Weekly World News hasn’t chimed in to say it’s Bat Boy.
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